Woops you forgot to rhyme something with laid. 
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WTF: seems like only dudes use this app, where all the females at?
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ASK: Are there any girls who wanna talk to a chill guy write back
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ASK: Anyone awake and wanna chat with a nice guy MSG me
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MEET: Anyone wanna chat and maybe chill with a nice guy message me
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MEET: Anyone wanna chat with a pretty chill guy? I'm here
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LOST & FOUND: ridiculous goodlooking, charming, slim, dark, and charismatic male of 27 years old. Please reply for a pic
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FREE: mammogram, facial, and pipe cleaning
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FOR RENT: a friend to hang out with. No lease required, no deposit, and no application fee, good sense of humor required
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FOR SALE: feelings of loneliness, I'll pass it on to you for a very low price
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EVENT: every weeknight around 7 pm, chalk to kill time
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